If you come anywhere near my daughter this weekend
with any of your foolishness,
you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Yes, Malcolm, it was nice to meet you, too.
Hold it, hold on. Okay, don't be too hasty.
I usually don't talk to dark-skinned girls,
but I'm making an exception for you.
So, how about we...
-You don't like handcuffs? -That is not the same thing, Jason.
-Rude, ghetto, same thing. -No, it's not.
Look, look, at the end of the day,
I honestly don't care if we jump the broom or not, Sabrina.
You don't care and I don't want to, so why do it?
Because it would make her happy.
Look, this woman sacrificed everything for me.
And, quite frankly,
if it wasn't for my mother, I wouldn't be the man you wanna marry.
If it wasn't for your mother,
I wouldn't be questioning if you're the man I wanna marry.
So, you're questioning marrying me now because of my mother?
She's disrespecting my family and she's treating you like a child.
You're letting her talk to me any kind of way.
A husband is supposed to defend his wife, remember? Leave to cleave?
Look, Sabrina, she's always gonna be my mother.
-I know. -But you are not my wife yet.
You're right. I'm not.
Which makes it so much easier to walk away from you, Jason.
Look, I didn't... What are you saying?
I'm saying you're a mama's boy.
Does she know you're out right now?
Do you need to text her? Do you need to check in?
Do you have a curfew? Are you allowed to be out past 12:00?
This is ridiculous.
I need a drink.
And not one that's thrown on me, either. It's a $200 jacket, man.
-Can I holler at you for a minute? -Do I have a choice, Malcolm?
Look, I've known you your entire life, all right?
You messing up.
Your mama mad at you.
From the look of things, your girl pretty mad at you.
You rushing in, marrying this girl. You don't know her.
I get it, she's rich, her family's rich.
It's the come-up.
But do you wanna be one of those guys?
What kind of guys are you talking about?
One of them guys.
The kind of guy that'll do any and everything to get where they wanna be.
It's all falling apart right before your eyes. You know why?
You going about it for the wrong reasons.
That's what this is all about, isn't it?
What?
You're just mad because Ricky and not you is my best man, right?
-Nope. -Tell the truth.
You know what? Yeah, I'm upset. I am.
I'm your cousin and I'm your best friend,
but I ain't good enough to be your best man.
That's what you basically telling me.
You'd be the best man at my wedding. Whassup?
Okay. You wanna talk, let's talk.
Yeah, let's do it. Let's talk.
You are my cousin, but the whole best friend thing?
Come on, Malcolm. Who are you fooling?
We haven't been best friends for, what, two, three years?
Right around the time I bought my house.
I have a housewarming, you don't show up.
I got promoted to vice president.
The entire block shows up. Eddie, Casual Mike, even Dave comes.
Did you come? No.
Because you don't like hanging around white people?
Hey, man. Whenever I'm around white people,
-you know I get arrested. -This isn't funny, Malcolm.
The only time you don't have something negative to say about my success
is when you're on the phone asking me for money.
Exactly.
So, the answer to this big question you have in your head, no.
Money did not change me. It changed you.
Thanks for the advice, but, frankly, I don't need it.
You're welcome.
The hell money changed me. I ain't got none. Explain that.
I've been looking all over for you.
Here I am.
Thought you said you were coming to bed.
Things change. Don't they?
Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Claudine?
You don't have to say it.
The late nights, the incessant phone calls.
The way you looked at that tramp of yours all night long.
You think I'm having an affair?
Please. Let's not do this.
I'm not having an affair, Claudine.
We're broke.
Broke?
Yes, broke.
This is not the moment for a joke.
Claude, I am not joking.
Oh, my God, Gregg. How is that even possible?
With the credit freeze, we didn't have enough cash up-front,
so we had to sell off assets at a loss.
It's complicated.
Basically, I think we were a little too aggressive.
We?
We were too aggressive?
All right, I was too aggressive.
You didn't seem to complain all those years
you lived off my aggressive investments.
Do not confuse your love for the finer things in life with my values.
Unlike you, I could afford them.
Unlike you, I worked for them!
What exactly is broke?
Most of our retirement fund's been wiped out.
We can barely afford this wedding,
let alone the kids' honeymoon.
All we have left
is this house.
Honestly, Gregory, an affair might have been easier to swallow.
And just so I'm clear, are you saying that all my family's money is gone?
That's what I'm saying.
Well, if the sofa hasn't been repossessed,
please find yourself on it tonight.
No, absolutely not. I am not doing this again.
Claude, I'm not playing this game with you.
I'm gonna have some leftover vichyssoise
and I am gonna pour myself a Scotch.
Then I'm gonna go up to our bedroom, get into our bed,
go to sleep, and snore.
Whether you're there or not.
Hey, girl!
This water feels so good.
I haven't been swimming in so long.
You crazy. Get out of that water, girl.
You know, I knew something wasn't right about this family.
All the money and the big houses and them weird accents.
Yeah, but you know what, Pam? That ain't got nothing to do with it
'cause, you know, you didn't wanna like 'em from the get.
Honey, that's because I can tell a fake a mile away.
And I'll tell you this. Now that I know what's going on,
-I don't want Jason mixed up in this mess. -Okay.
Talking about sending him to China. Do they even let black folk in China?
You know what, Pam, I've known Jason his whole life,
and the boy has never been happier, so leave him alone!
That's exactly my point. He can stay in the US of A and stay happy.
No. I'll break this wedding up if I have to,
-I tell you that. -You know what, Just stop that.
What?
Just 'cause you got that young boy rubbing on your old ashy legs,
you ain't gotta act out.
Yeah, well, that's one way to go.
And if you had somebody rubbing up your little ashy leg,
maybe you would stop getting into everybody else's business
because you'd have some of your own.
I tell you this, you about two days from being a pedophile.
-He is young, ain't he? But he fine. -Girl.
-Let's brush you. -How old is that boy anyway?
-Twenty. -Cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar.
You so crazy.
-Girl, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. -Hush up.
Don't be mad 'cause you keep trying to get your man off of a oldman.com.
So, this is what happens at a bachelor party?
No, this is what happens at a funeral.
At a bachelor party, there's a lot of alcohol,
and we drunk by now, with some lady named Cinnamon Bun dancing on our lap,
like strippers, like they're bouncing.
Yeah, that's what happens at a traditional bachelor party.
I don't know what happened here.
-Ready? -So, you're not angry anymore?
I wanna go and they don't.
I'm not really ready to leave either.
But I wanna go home.
We have a big day tomorrow.
Babe, I'm in the middle of a conversation right now.
For you to ask me to just walk out on it, it's kind of rude.
-Rude? -I didn't say ghetto.
Hey, hey, hey, guys. It's not that serious. Jay, we can just call it, man.
I can't believe you're doing this in front of everybody.
Look, babe, I called my mom,
and she said I can stay out as late as I want tonight, so, don't be a brat.
A brat?
Fine. Have fun with your friends.
Hey! "Brat"? Come on, man, you from Brooklyn.
"Brat" is the only B word you could think of right now?
Jay, you don't wanna do this. You know you're gonna get in some trouble.
Shut up. Look at your shirt.
Look, you did the right thing, Jay.
You're supposed to put your foot down when women act like that.
Put 'em in their place, man.
And you are giving the wrong idea to this young buck right here.
Malcolm. What do you know about a woman?
Now, let's be real. You know, I don't understand
why y'all are chasing these young girls.
You know, me, myself, I prefer a more seasoned woman.
Someone with a little experience, mature.
You know, you gotta grow up and leave the childish games behind you.
Yeah, you're 12, so I don't wanna hear nothing you got to say.
Okay, first of all, neither one of you guys understand.
All right, this man's about to get married.
-"You don't... Neither one of you guys..." -Jason, forget all this.
You need to go get Sabrina and squash all this. I'm serious.
Jason, don't listen to nobody that say words like "squash," all right?
"Squash all this." We don't talk like that. We from the hood, man.
You don't even know Sabrina. I know Sabrina.
-And I know Jason. -Jason, go get your girl, man.
Jason, get your manhood.
Another round.
And that's how you do it.
Yes! This is turning into a bachelor party.
Now you gonna have some fun. Ladies, please! Ladies!
Not... Not you.
I'd hate to be you in a hour.
Sebastian, I got this all under control.
Sabrina!
-God, you taste good. -So do you.
You wanna taste something good?
It's sweet, but there's a little spice in it as well.
Sort of like you.
It's good, right?
Burning.
Burning, yeah.
No, no, no, it's burning, it's burning.
My sauce.
Oh, my God!
What the...
Is everybody okay?
I was just making some sauce.
My helper.
Listen, everything's under control. The alarm should go off in a minute.
This in no way impedes my ability to do my job.
I want you to know that. So, as you were.
Babe.
Sabrina. Sabrina.
I mean, I know you ain't got your private parts out
around all this good food, do you?
And second of all, do you have any kind of relationship
with some Vaseline lotion or anything?
Your knees look like you been praying in some chicken flour.
Sabrina, please, just let me...
Sabrina, let me in.
Come on, open up, Sabrina. I just wanna talk to you.
Okay, fine, I'll wait
all night, if I have to.
I love you, too.
Jason? Are we getting married too fast?
You're not having second thoughts, are you, babe?
No, I'm just... I'm asking.
Did we rush into this because of China?
Baby, open the door. I wanna look at you.
I can't. You're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding.
Right.
No, babe, we're not rushing into anything.
I knew from the first day we went out
that I'd spend the rest of my life with you.
You're my heart, Sabrina.
You're my heart, too.
-Jason, let's not do this again, okay? -All right.
Let's not let other people get in between the two of us.
Pinky swear?
Pinky swear.
Sabrina, get up!
I'm awake.
-Morning. -Morning.
I wanted to give you this before everything gets hectic today.
What's this?
This was Grand-Mère's.
And her Grand-Mère's.
Something old. It's lovely, Mom. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you for everything.
Sweetheart, we love Jason.
But are you sure about this?
How can you ask me that? Are you trying to ruin my wedding day?
No.
I've never stood in the way of your dreams,
but what kind of mother would I be if I didn't ask?
Sabrina, marriage is serious.
It's for life. Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you and Dad getting a divorce?
Now, why would you ask me that?
"Go play with your whore over there."
I was wrong. Your father's not having an affair.
Mom, I see the way you guys treat each other.
You don't look at each other anymore when you talk.
-You don't even touch each other. -We're not getting a divorce.
The vows say for better or for worse,
and even though we're pretty close, we're not at our worse.
No matter what, I'm still committed to your father and I still love him.
-No matter what happens? -No matter what.
I want that with Jason, Mom.
I want that for you, too.
I'll tell you something that Mabel told me the day I got married.
Life is like a disco.
No matter how the music changes, you just keep dancing.
That sounds like Mabel.
Mom.
I can't lie to you. I'm nervous.
Sweetheart.
This is gonna be a great day, right?
It is.
Jason, you know I love you and I want the best for you.
I know, Mama, I know.
Well, what is done in the dark must come to light.
Mama, Mama, listen. What's wrong?
You should be happy. You're one step closer
to getting those grandkids you've been wanting.
Jason, I need to tell you something and I feel that now is the...
Good morning, Pam.
-Jason, you ready? -I'm ready, I'm ready.
Mama, smile. Okay?
-Smile. Hold that thought! -Jason, I need to talk to you!
Yes, yes, yes, I want some of that, that.
Excuse me.
Wait, why do you keep leaving?
'Cause I'm not trying to go to prison.
I see you got jokes.
Boy, do you know I could snap your little butt
in two with all these curves?
You promise?
Okay, so now you got jokes.
Look, I may have the body of a 20-year-old,
but I have the heart, the mind, and the soul of a grown man.
That doesn't change the date on your birth certificate.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Help me, Jesus.
That boy is fine.
If there is any Geneva drama today, I will unleash a world of hurt.
What a surprise. You speak French?
That's Spanish.
Fool.
I'm not a fool.
And I'm not a scientist. But I do know some things.
What are you doing way over there?
Hey.
Don't you look sweet enough to eat.
Wait.
I'm sorry.
I thought you wanted this.
I did. I did.
Well, I thought I did. I don't know.
Maybe it's because my best friend is getting married today, and I'm not.
You know, it's...
You're not the kind of guy I'm used to.
What are you still doing here?
I don't know.
But I need to know.
What do you think of me?
What do I think of you?
You're like a pomegranate.
Like a piece of fruit?
You have this hard, protective shell.
You know, the jewelry, the clothes. The sharp tongue.
But underneath that shell, you're real sweet. A real beauty inside.
You see all that?
Yes, I do.
I'd love to tell you more.
But first, I have a date with some chicken.
-Yeah. -See you later?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
So, you went crawling back like a little girl.
Is that what you did? You had to go back for that money?
Mr. Watson with the ball, quarterbacking.
He's got a half-gray, half-black Jheri curl.
A-one.
Maybe you should get two wedding dresses made.
Two girls getting married.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Throw the ball, baby!
What the...
-Hey, man! -What the hell was that?
It's touch football, pretty boy.
-You call that touch? -Yeah, I touched you, didn't I?
Come on, Malcolm, take off that halter top so we can see your belly ring!
Looking like America's Next Top Model!
Roses right this way.
Thank you again for doing this at the 11th hour, Reverend James.
It means the world to us.
Yes. See you then.
Thank you.
Anything I can do?
Mrs. Watson, we have a problem in the kitchen.
Yes. Stay out of my way.
Really.
It looks beautiful.
Thank you so much for wearing the dress.
Here, this is for the wedding. I hope you like gardenias.
Of course, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to.
Listen, Mrs. Taylor, I really want to apologize about last night.
Nobody meant any harm and...
Well, it's your wedding.
It's stressful and I understand.
Thank you.
And I know you want us to jump the broom,
but Jason and I wanna start our own traditions,
so we're probably not gonna do it.
I'm out of pins. I'll be right back. Do not move.
Thank you, Mabel. Looks lovely.
So nice to finally meet you and your family.
Thank you. Well, I'm gonna go get ready for the big day.
Your Aunt Geneva, I really enjoyed her singing.
She's something else.
Well, that's my auntie.
Yeah, and your mother, she was pretty upset about her doing that.
What do you mean?
Well, I saw them later, last night, arguing.
It was pretty heated.
Well, I'm sure it was no big deal.
I mean, every family has their issues, so...
You're right. Every family has their issues.
And secrets.
Sabrina! Sabrina, come quick. Jason's hurt.
Jason? Wait, don't go!
Jason? Jason, are you okay?
-Oh, my goodness! -I'm fine, babe.
Who hurt my baby?
-What happened? -Just...
Who hurt my baby?
He all right.
My fault, Auntie P. He was running.
You know, he ain't been working out lately.
Jason. Honey, I'm gonna have to take you home.
-Home? Where, to Brooklyn? -Yes, to Brooklyn!
I can call your pediatrician, Dr. Hunter.
Pediatrician, are you serious?
Pam, this grown man don't need no pediatric...
Ain't nobody said pediatrician!
-Mom, I'm fine. -Yeah, you going overboard.
Willie Earl, ain't nobody asked you nothing.
-Okay? -Come on, let me help you.
Thanks, babe.
Jason, what time is the ferry?
He's gonna be fine. We're just gonna get him some ice, okay?
Now, you wait just one minute, Miss Johnny-come-lately.
You haven't known my son over six, what, seven months?
And who the hell you think you are to know
what's best for him over his mother?
You know what?
I spent the last two days listening to you disrespect Jason, me, my family...
Your family? You think your family is so perfect?
Honey, you don't even know who your parents are.
What are you talking about?
Ask your daddy who your real father is.
Mrs. Taylor! You are way out of line.
Dad, I mean, she's crazy.
Dad?
-What... -Honey, it's complicated.
No, it's not complicated.
Either you are or aren't my father.
We should talk to your mother.
Fine, let's go.
Sabrina.
Yeah, go talk to your mama!
Really, Mom?
Keep chopping. I need that whole bowl.
We are going to have to polish every one of these glasses, Mabel.
Look at this!
Sabrina's getting married in three hours, and look at me!
Sorry. Look at you.
Great.
-What's wrong? -Is there something you need to tell me?
Tell you? Tell you what?
-Why are you so upset? -We should discuss this in private.
No, Dad, there's no more private here.
Somebody's gonna tell me the truth.
Mom?
Mom, tell me that this lady's crazy and that she's making this up.
Tell me the truth. Are you two my parents?
Sabrina, honey, listen.
I was 16.
Honey, your parents were... Honey, they were already married, you know?
It just made sense for them to take you.
Sweetheart.
From the moment I saw you, you were mine.
And every moment that we spent together, you became a part of me.
-I didn't wanna lose you. -No, don't...
Happy now?
-The wedding's off. -What?
You let this happen.
Sabrina...
Sabrina, hold on!
Sabrina, wait, let's talk about this!
Sabrina, wait! I'm gonna take care of this! Come on, baby, please! Talk...
Sabrina! Sabrina!
-What was that? -It was the truth.
I prayed on it.
-Somebody had to tell her. -You prayed on it.
And God told you to do this?
To destroy a family and ruin Sabrina's life?
I was protecting you!
Protecting me from what, Mom? I'm not a 10-year-old boy anymore!
-That's still your mama, now... -I got this!
No, no, no, no, you watch your tone. You realize who you're talking to.
Mom, what is it that you want from me?
You want love? I'll give it to you.
-You want respect? I give you that, too. -Respect?
Well, you haven't given me very much of that this weekend.
How? Because the shrimp was cold or your pies didn't make it on the menu?
Or because Sabrina just doesn't wanna jump the broom?
It's her wedding, not yours.
Listen, you and that little girl have been dating for six months.
She thinks she's too good to come across the bridge,
-say hello to me? -No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't.
I wouldn't let her.
-You? -Yes.
Can you understand why now?
Look at what you've done.
Mom, every single woman that I've let in my life,
you've driven 'em away with your manipulations.
And I actually thought Sabrina would be a little different.
But, no. You win.
-Jason... -No, Mom, no.
You treat me like I'm either a little boy or your husband.
And I'm neither.
I am a man and I am your son.
And I promised you that I will always be here for you.
And that hasn't changed.
That hasn't.
But you have got to change.
You've got to change, Mom.
Excuse me.
Show's over.
Go about your business.
What was that?
-I didn't mean to say it. -Yes, you did.
-I did not! It just slipped out! -It slipped out?
You know you've been trying to break up this marriage
ever since the beginning, you know that?
I feel terrible about this!
You ought to feel terrible about this, Pam!
You know, it's real funny how people like to apologize
after they do something bad.
It's real funny.
I see you sitting there with your Bible. You praying.
Trying to make up with God?
If you wanna pray on something, Pam,
you better pray that Jason get that girl back.
Pray on that.
And fix your wig on your head.
Sabrina, it's me. Please tell us where you are.
We got your back, girl. Just call, tell us what to do. Sabrina.
Ricky, I'm gonna go to the cliffs, if you could go to the swings.
-And, Sebastian, you check State Beach. -Got it.
Jason, where should we look?
Thank you, Shonda.
She could come with me.
Sebastian, didn't I tell you that I wasn't trying to go to prison?
Look, woman, this isn't about you and me.
This is about Jason and Sabrina, so get in the car and help me find Sabrina.
Well, all right.
Look here. You chasing now?
Sell out your whole family for this uppity chick?
This is not the time for this.
What's the rush? Ain't nobody the best man now.
The guests will be arriving in an hour.
Should we start making the calls?
No. Not yet.
You know, when Daddy died,
I felt alone.
Like anything that went wrong, it was up to me to fix.
Well, I can't fix this.
I need you.
I need your help, God.
All I ask is that you bring her back to me.
That's all I ask.
Sabrina?
Thank you for calling me.
Don't thank me just yet.
I know you just think we're just all horrible.
And this may sound crazy,
but, chérie, we didn't tell you because we love you.
It does sound crazy.
How could you lie to me?
What kind of woman just leaves her child for someone else to raise?
I wasn't a woman.
I was a child.
Your Grand-Mère knew that.
But look at you, Sabrina. You are beautiful.
God, you're smart. You're everything I would've ever wanted you to be.
But I wouldn't have been able to give you what Claudine gave you.
And I gave her hell about it, too.
And what about my father?
I took this summer trip to France
and I met this gorgeous man.
We spent two weeks together
and we fell deliriously in love.
I mean, we planned to travel the world.
And then he told me about his wife and kids.
I returned to the States unmarried and pregnant.
So, they just cleaned up your mess.
Mom and Dad,
they just took me.
Is that what you're saying?
Yes.
Sabrina, having you was the greatest achievement of my life.
And not caring for you every day was my greatest failure.
Don't let all this keep you from your blessing.
You have a good man
who's looking for you.
You okay, baby?
I am so sorry.
You were right.
And I promise you this will never happen again.
I spoke to my mom. And if you just, please,
just give me another chance,
-I promise... -Jason, no. I can't.
We can't.
Your mother ruined our wedding.
You're not the man I thought you were.
-Baby. -And you didn't protect me,
-you didn't defend me. -Sabrina...
Everything has changed. My life has changed!
Sabrina?
Breathe.
Just breathe, baby.
Jason,
it's too messy now.
I don't know who I am.
How can I marry you?
Sabrina, you remember when you told me that details are what make the person?
Well, here are some details.
Sabrina, you're an optimist.
Whenever anyone's having a bad day, all you have to do is smile
and you bring them right back up.
And you taught me the value of protecting our love.
And I know it was hard for you,
but you kept your vow to God.
Baby, that's who I fell in love with.
That's who you are.
That's who I love.
And, yeah, I know it's a mess, but you know what, baby?
It's our mess.
Ours.
You left out one important detail.
What, babe?
I love you.
I love you, too.
Okay.
Will you please never take this off again?
Pinky swear.
I hope our honeymoon's better than this.
I promise you.
Dear Sabrina, I'm sorry.
I feel sick about how I behaved this weekend.
I was afraid of being alone.
I want you to have this broom because it means more to me
than almost anything else in the world,
and I pray you and Jason have a long and happy life together.
Pam.
Lord, give me strength.
Sabrina?
She's on the run again!
-What now? Please. -Sabrina!
-Wait, wait!
-Where is she going? -Wait!
Mrs. Taylor!
Sabrina?
Don't go, don't go!
-My goodness! -Got your note.
Jason and I need you to be here, okay?
-Honey. -All right? Come on.
Don't be silly now.
-Look at you! You look beautiful. -Yeah?
-I wanna be here, too. -Good.
-Here, let me get your gown. -Thank you.
Sir, bring my bags! Bring my bags!
Come on.
-Love you, sweetie. -I love you, too.
Jason.
Please be seated.
Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?
-We do. -We do.
Sabrina,
you've given me the clarity,
the strength, and the wisdom to be a better man.
Jason, you make me happier than anyone ever has.
I don't wanna live life unless you're in it. You're my man.
-I love you. -I love you.
Sabrina, Jason,
by the powers invested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife.
You may salute your bride.
Come on.
I taught him how to kiss, you know what I'm saying.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, may I present to you...
Wait, I'm sorry.
Amy, come here.
There.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, I present to you
Mr, and Mrs. Jason Edgar Taylor.
So, are you on Facebook?
No.
-Twitter? -Nope.
Can I at least text you?
Sebastian, you're such a great guy,
but we're just in two different places in our lives, and...
It's ShondaPeterkin@gmail.com.
Did Sebastian just...
Not your business, not your business.
You know, not a lot of men would've raised someone else's daughter.
Not a lot of men were lucky enough to marry you.
You still feel lucky?
You know I feel lucky.
This feels like the last hurrah.
So, we'll go to China on miles.
I am gonna miss the Four Seasons.
Well, I do have a rainy-day fund for special occasions.
You kept it hidden from me?
Not all secrets are bad.
You
are smart.
And beautiful.
So, how much?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Yeah, I would. Maybe I'll invest it.
Excuse me! Hear ye, hear ye!
I'd like everybody's attention. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say one thing.
I'd like to send a congratulations out
to the bride and groom, the beautiful Miss Sabrina.
And, Jason, I'm proud of you, nephew.
-And I know your father would be, too, man. -Thanks, Willie Earl.
You deserve this happiness.
This time right here is a beautiful time
for alls of us to come together and be a family in one.
That's right, and you know what a family does when we get together.
We party.
Now, I know, Sabrina, you didn't want me to do the Electric SIide.
But I can do the Cupid Shuffle. Y'all wanna help me do the Cupid Shuffle?
Come on, Sabrina, please, can we do the Cupid Shuffle?
Come on, I know how to do the Cupid Shuffle.
Come on, let's do it!
Come on! Hannah Montana! Akon!
All you ladies with them tight shoes on,
come on up out of them shoes. We seen 'em already.
Come on, baby girl! Get you a white girl!
-Get you a black man! -Come on and dance with me.
One, two, three, four!
What is this dance?
It's the Cupid Shuffle.
What's that?
It's like the Hokey Pokey for black people.
I get that.
-Do you wanna do it? -Do it?
-The dance? -The... Yeah.
-With me? -Sure.
Amy.
Malcolm.
Thanks.
Swerve it like you mean it!
Chef in the house! Hey!
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